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Audrey Germany

Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me: "Mom, the baby farted in your belly". Why would he think that? "Well, because the smell comes out of your mouth!" FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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RedCronos 17

"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"

Taking "shit talk" to a new level

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Farty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

species4872 20

The child has a creative mind.

on the plus side, your kid is hilarious.

Children say funny truth in most direct ways

Kids say the truth

ya_boy_jimmy1996 11

dang your son is gonna be roasting people left and right when he grows up

ya_boy_jimmy1996 11

dang your son is gonna be roasting people left and right when he grows up