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Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call me Wolverine. At every lesson, they wait for me with pens stuck between their fingers. FML

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TigranPet 24

That sounds awesome.

The funniest part of this FML was when I noticed the female icon next to the name. :D

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so... shave?

How is this even an FML?

dragoongirl90 34

And?

You can either fight it or accept the yellow spandex, bub.

ohhh pens not...

"You're not students anymore, you're X-Men"

People seem to whine on this site a lot. If you don't like them calling you wolverine, then grow your beard until there is no hole or shave off that beard entirely.

I love how my earlier comment was moderated because I said I didn't understand how a person who chooses not to grow their beard out or shave it all off was an FML. How else does someone have huge hair hole?

That's hilarious actually!

That sounds badass!