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Teu_much Bronx, United States

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML

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Teu_much 5

Thank you 42. That was the exact reason why I posted it. I never knew so much people on here would take this post to heart. It isn't that serious to hate me for it.

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brettrb 18

I find that the monthly payments on leasing a dog are quite reasonable, but the interest is just ridiculous.

airforce987 20

Sorry but YDI for letting your dog outside without supervision or an electric fence.

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giantbuts71 14

OP this was my favourite thing I've ever read.

bunniberry 8

...is the cat okay?

howbout_thisone 13

YDI this one especially since you were aware of what the dog was up to. You have no business owning a dog if that's how you take care of it.

FarFromHome_fml 17

So you let your dog out on the street not in an enclosed garden? Yeah. You should not have a dog.

SwarleyJade 2

Hey all, OP could've easily had proper fencing and the dog had escaped while OP was inside, and dog was out. I feel your pain, owning a kelpie who can clear any fence! Living in a rural area makes this less of a problem for us though. Good luck with your escape artist!

shannon2348 14

ydi. why in gods name are you letting your dog run loose? ever hear of a leash?