Today, I left my wallet on the train again. You'd think I'd be extra careful after losing it once. That's 3 times this year. FML
JordLostItagain3 tells us more.
Hey guys op here! Still no sign of the wallet, had no cash in it fortunately but replacing the cards is a hassle. First time i lost it, some old lady handed it into the bank. One of the train cleaners gave me a call after i lost the second one. Hoping 3rd times the charm? I'm a 20 year old uni student and it takes me about 2hrs to get to and from uni. Basically i live on trains. I've never lost my wallet prior to this year though! Some of you might be saying how could you lose it again!? Well, i think i was too preoccupied trying to text this girl i really like... until it dawned on me when i changed platforms. The sudden realisation as you furiously check your bag is the worst. Looks like i'm investing in a chain wallet from now on:) I'll let you all know if it magically appears(hopefully). If you guys find a black wallet with a bunch of cards give me a heads up! haha
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FreckledSatan 17
Man I think you should invest in a chain wallet...
Kaylana_fml 31
Change which pocket you wear it in to the front, or attach a chain. You might have someone targeting your wallet
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creditless 14
I'm trying to figure out what are these situations you're in, that you even need to take out your wallet on the train so frequently...
Suaria 38
Maybe they are paying for the ticket on the train since they don't want to wait in line at the train station.
False_Stupidity 42
Or maybe they aren't taking their wallet out at all but it's slipping out of their pocket. Some pants/trousers have shallow pockets.
RichardPencil 32
Everyone seems to be missing the most obvious solution: Buy a car. You're welcome.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Not everyone can afford a car, between insurance, gas, and if you need to make car payments, the cost adds up. Some people aren't even allowed to drive, if you have certain medical conditions, they won't allow you to have a license, or your insurance is incredibly high. Also, some people just don't like driving, one of my dad's cousins is in her 40s and still takes transit because she is paranoid to drive on her own.
FalloutScrolls 25
Some people can't just run out to the backyard and pluck a few Benjamins from the tree.
cuz803 46
3 strikes and you're out OP
Goblin182 27
Why do you keep taking it out of your pocket and laying it down? Definite YDI
Dramori 29
zippable pockets ftw.
trucker2 33
Sounds more like pick- pockets to me... Stay off the train
sandman676 20
Instead of fml you are **** I'm stupid
DanielleinDC 34
You really need to be more careful with your wallet. Sorry to pile on, but you either need a chain wallet or to put it in a different pocket.
allforfun 23
My guess is you're being pickpocketed
alaina1104 11
Get into the habit of looking around before you leave the room to make sure you didn't leave anything.
URBeingLied2 23
That made me laugh so hard
Nat52482 25
I ALWAYS do this. mostly because I get nervous that I COULD leave something, but not necessarily because I've forgotten things before.