Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
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heyyou1203 0
dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!
diet_otaku 0
and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.
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iBimmer 0
YDI for walking on the sidewalk.
Alexgoesfml 3
stole my line!
ndawgg 6
Yes. YDI for being where you're supposed to be. /sarcasm
bored_as_ever 0
oh ok...so basically ur telling people to walk in the middle of the road
Ac30nfir3 0
Ever heard of a think called Sarcasm?
idogiam 0
no, actually, i've never heard of a "think" called sarcasm. a thing, why yes, i believe i may have hear d of that. once or twice. lol sorry if my anal grammar offends anyone, but i found the typo amusing :) and to the dude that wrote this fml, hope you're ok!!!!! sue their asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rouge_Plague 0
This grammar Nazi Supports you.
ThunderCaya 0
Does a typing error really qualify as poor grammar? I would imagine it's just poor typing skills. If the complaint is that the error caused the use of an incorrect word, then isn't that a diction error?
usernamesucks 1
This is just FML, not a college admissions essay. We don't need perfect grammar or typing. Also, next time you want to bash on someone's typing, you might want to proofread your own post.
b_shizzle 0
Lol, I'm a grammar Nazi... And punctuation Nazi... And capitalization Nazi. But this is fmylife.com... And I couldn't care less.
DOC_DG 0
my parents live in MD and traffic laws are very strict, you should have no problem filing a complaint, and their dumbass should be without a DL for a long while. hope ur ok.....
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Musta been one he'll of a driver to manage to hit you on the sidewalk. FYL. /:
oopsie_daisy8446 0
Perfectly worded and delivered. A+
CyclonePsycho 1
I know this FML is pretty unfortunate, but I lol'd pretty hard. It's short, sweet, to the point, and beautifully worded. This is how all FMLs are supposed to be. OP, you win. I don't know what, but you just win it all.
rayofsunshiinee 0
OP should get a cake with FML spelled out in icing on the top.
TigressUK 0
Sucks for you but at least you wrote a good FML on it!
andydawg8891 0
Hahahaha. This is a good ole fashion FML. Excellent post.
Tequila01 0
That happened outside my work a couple of weeks ago. A bus hit into a car, the car then hit into a 61 year old man, he flew about 10 feet away. He survived without any broken bones luckily. There are a lot of shitty drivers out there. Hope you're doing okay!
Dickninja 0
Shouldnt it be ran... Not hit.
11bellacasey 0
Sue his ass lol
shewasalmost18 0
sorry my bad, there was a chipmunk in my car and i was freaking out because i didnt want to drop my chicken pot pie. please dont sue me
alex_vik 1
If you wanna try something a little more realistic, say "I was putting on my makeup", "I was reading a book", or something else like that.
Kristoffer 35
or "I was txting"
lifeaveragekinda 0
Or Today, I learned that while getting a bj in a car might feel good, it does not make up for me getting a lawsuit for driving onto the sidewalk and hitting someone. FML
lifeisnotbad 0
this is why i sometimes feel safer walking in the street. cars notice me there, whereas they really don't pay attention to the sidewalks. at least in the city. hope you're ok!