Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
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heyyou1203 0
dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!
diet_otaku 0
and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.
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lincolnunit 0
oh...that was u? JK. us marylanders are aggressive compared to our virginian breathens
gumcuzzler 0
I live in maryland aswell. drivers here are either terrible at it or dicks about it. The other day i was crossing a very busy street and was going in between gaps in cars in the road. One man looked right at me, pulled up and closed the gap so i couldnt cross..by the time i went around the light turned green and the rest of the douchebags were honking at me...I FEEL YA
_Katie15_ 0
YDI. What were you doing crossing in the middle of the road?
passion4soccer 0
Whoever said he was crossing in the middle of the road ? She never even mentioned that in her FML
StillConfuzzled 0
IT'S TIME TO SUE!! >=D
MadeOfAwesome 1
Scream. Aim. FIRE!!!!!
sadhirani 0
You live in the DMV. What do you expect?
WolfgangDS 0
Sounds like Ron White's out of jail again....
shoshizzle 0
This FML clearly does not have enough information to be verified as either a "FML" or "YDI". Surely that isn't all that happened; there has to be more to it than simply getting hit by a car while walking on the sidewalk. Or maybe it was drunk driving and I'm totally wrong, but either way, it doesn't seem like you're in such bad shape if you could write this FML in the first place.
paleknight47 0
In continuation of #6,7,8 I smell it... I think I smell it... It smells like weed...
Azura94 0
ROFLMFAO XD @mcpicklejar. And sux for the OP
soccergirl15_fml 0
Hahahaha. Agreed.