Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML
Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML
Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML
Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML
Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
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epccsplayer 0
YDI. Why would you chance it like that when you knew you had a PS3 under the tree?
f_alltheirlives 3
You just gave him a random gift? Thank god it wasnt your uncles new hunting knife or yo momas new vibrator
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chinezeghurl 0
I just gave my bf a ps3 for Christmas. it was pretty heavy so unless your husband did the wrapping how the heck did u not know what was in there?!
bugmenotmofo 34
well, it is funny that you all (almost all) criticize the OP for poorly written post or acuse the OP of posting a fake story and, at the same time, fail to realise that the FML poster is a man (as it is written under the FML post). so, please STFU about what should the OP have had done until you learn to understand written text.
apfunction 0
you are a dumbass. you don't give away your family's presents, whether it's a ps3 or a pair of socks. YDI.
habesjn 0
That's what you get for being a filthy suck up.
blastvortex 4
Wow. This kind of stupidity amazes even me. You brought this on yourself, OP.
EffYoLife 14
How can you tell someone they have terrible grammar and then say "your a dumb f*cker". obviously YOU'RE the dumb f*cker because you think you know something about grammar when you dont even know the difference between "your" and "you're". DUMBASS! hahaha
EffYoLife 14
i dont get how you would pick up a big, heavy ps3 box and give it to someone. the size and weight of the box would make it obvious that this isnt some random cheap gift.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Sorry but YDI. I remember pretty much what is in each and every box under the tree that I've wrapped. I woulda made darned sure I had put something on that that indicated it was THE gift for them that year.
que_que_que 0
Clearly fake for reasons mentioned above.
leadrunner751 3
holy shit you are retarded make sure you give him a shitty present ydi for being mentally retarded