Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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SimpleMinds_fml 7
Your dad is awesome.
speshlk37 13
Did your boyfriend go home and right a whiny song about it?
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Comments (359)
BuckNekkid 22
ahahaha your dad's a genius
Simoneaux17 11
Get a boyfriend who isn't emo. Get one who's muscular and looks like he's in the military! High and tight is the way to go!
BrownSugar_fml 5
I love your dad!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Why the insults? Who the hell gave you stupid people the right to insult another human being based on what their style is. First: the "cutting your wrist" thing, depessed people cut their wrist because it took away the emotional pain they were experiencing. (i used to cut myself, no emo) Second: Emos are not ******* or girls or dick-less men. That was based on your biased opinions. Third: No one gave you the right to insult emo people. They are human beings with a style they like, not trash for assholes to insult them. The dad was a jackass and so arw the majority of this thread, end of story...
JHandAC 4
:/ Even though I don't dress like that, I think that's ******. Funny, but ******. Plus, emo's-scenes tend to be nicer than some dickwads. Well, from evidence I've seen a lot of the GIRLS are fucktards who need a spelling lesson, but I've met a lot of nice guys. Some girls, too! And plus, if you're against stereotyping or racism- then WTF? Seriously bro.
ericke9_fml 0
your dad is AWESOME! emotional scene kids need to grow up and stop bitching about everything. he will probably go slit his wrists and whine about this
nico101bc 1
LMFAO!!!!! Omfg u just got faved
Lexigrimes 0
Well, then your dadsa douche. (:
sparty12 2
thumbs to 43/48!!!
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Well, my girl tells me my dick is nice, and I wear skinny jeans. Not skin tight, but almost so.
ostrich13 0
Gay.