Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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Top comments
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Your dad is awesome.
speshlk37 13
Did your boyfriend go home and right a whiny song about it?
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Comments (359)
hyden121 2
Score one for your dad!
vikchka 0
Hahaha your dad is hilarious! Poor guy though he must of felt out of place for the rest of the time.
Eddie465 0
And the father of te year goes to...... Lol
Ibeatmyself 3
awesome dad
Llama_Face89 34
69- that would certainly be a reason to be emo
sethryan695 0
Oh man I bet that got him emotional
some_girl9 8
I bet the boyfriend went home and cried.
monkji10 0
Best troll dad evar!
Natalie2k8 6
I liked this post, but I would like to clarify that I was liking your dad. The "you deserved it" was for you and your boyfriend though.
firemedic919 0
serves the little bastard right. grow the **** up and act like a ******* human. emos are useless ass fucktards with no real ability to cope with life. guess you need to find a real man.
Iellwen 12
Dude, thank God you don't base your comments on discriminating clichés! Moron.