Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
pickleguy 0
YDI for hitting a car then bailing.
tboudre 0
if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!
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Comments (119)
DogReypistPANDA 6
I hate you
lostfaithinpppl 19
So OP, you are a pathetic, irresponsible, cowardly idiot who does not know how to park their car and you are now looking for our sympathy??? I doubt you'll get any. YDI for so many reasons moron. Hope someone hits you and runs so you get a taste of your own medicine.
packers095 0
learn to drive
ulicksam 0
Get off the road. Seriously, you obviously suck at driving at you're going to hurt someone. And you're a lowlife piece of shit parking somewhere else instead of taking responsibility for your actions.
meelo88 13
WTF! learn to drive an play some gta if you want to hit cars...
BlueTwist89 0
Wtf. How would you like if someone hit your car and then left. You are obviously not ready to drive yet. Please get off the road! Also, you need some morals.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
OP is a women... what a surprise.
ulicksam 0
The only FML here is for everyone else on the road.
stewpididiot 11
You need to tear up your license, sell your car, and buy a bike & a shitload of bus passes. if someone in a car hits you while on the bike, then karma has done it's job.
lovexbox 8
California drivers suck.