Today, I had two minutes to get to the bus stop which usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie my shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML
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XblahhX 0
Looks like your schedule is a little tied up.
Someone_somewere 7
I never even untie my shoes
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McA513M 0
As much as I want to sympathetic toward this, I'm going to have to click YDI, for 1) Being late 2) Not tying your shoes (It really doesn't take long) and 3) Wording it poorly (in my opinion). I hope your injuries get better soon, but I also hope this will teach you a lesson in responsibility.
fucklifeee 0
Have you never been late before in your life?
McA513M 0
Yeah, I have been late, but never to the point where I have to run 2 minutes to get to a place that's typically 8 minutes away.
nintennuendo 0
I don't understand at all this FML.
McA513M 0
The woman had to get to the bus in 2 minutes so she could get to work on time, so she skipped tying her shoes, and ultimately fell, and injured herself, which landed her at the hospital (where she works).
wolfy_fml 5
lol I like the wording for the last sentence.
tpt09 0
at least you showed up to work better late than never xD
wakingzombies 0
Looks like you're in quite a tangle now.
MattGil 0
how the **** is that fml.
thelonelylurker 0
Did you get there on time at least? I would think ambulances are pretty fast.
fckaduck 0
It takes like 5 seconds to tie your shoes. YDI.
M13LO 0
I had sex at the hospital with a docter
dirtyrawr 0
Maybe you should get a doctor to check out your over active imagination. :)
nollienick 0
at least youhad an excuse for being late