Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at work, but I forgot the press on the button/timer because the lights were already on, then the lights turned off while I was in the stall. I had to finish my business and exit the pitch-black restroom while trying not to bump into anything or anyone. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the lights suddenly turned off. Panicking, I waved my arms around, trying to trigger the motion sensor, but nothing happened. I had to finish in the dark, and as I was leaving, the janitor noticed me, turned the lights back on, and said, “Yeah, I turned those off earlier to save power. Hope you were OK in there.” FML
Today, I stayed late at work to finish a project. The lights are motion-sensor activated, and they turned off while I was in the bathroom. I stumbled out in total darkness and screamed when I saw a shadowy figure. It was the janitor. He screamed too. We both apologized to each other for way too long. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I got trapped in the disabled toilet. When no one responded to knocking and shouting, I pulled the red cord. It still took a member of staff over half an hour to respond because he’d never heard that alarm before, and had to ring his manager to ask what it was. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
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nyancait 18
I have the funniest mental image right now.
Drag0nb0rn 22
They don't believe you because everyone knows that girls don't poop
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Comments (73)
worldclassrager 41
Those are great things to conserve energy but the biggest pain ever
Scotticus117 11
I'm sorry but this fml is just funny. Fyl indeed. But even you can't deny it is a little funny. Imagining sitting there doing that sounds funny
GRubi 17
I kind of want to ask if you're black, but I'm afraid that most people will just assume I'm racist and not get the TV show reference.
DarthIronbat 5
Then why don't you report it?
rybaby23 8
Someone doesn't like to play games while taking a shit!
Agtthepw 21
How come no one noticed? Are you the only woman?
Messeract 4
Lol does management think you're lying about this problem?
Messeract 4
Lol does management think you're lying about this problem?
TcheQ 12
Dafuq you need the lights on while sitting down -.-
Nesticon 2
Why do you need the lights to stay on? If you're sitting on the toilet, everything will go where it needs to. It's actually a pretty autonomous procedure.
blackonblight 33
Well, women have other reasons we may need to use the toilet, that require being able to see. Not to mention it may be difficult enough for some people to use a public restroom to begin with, add in a lack of sight and you only increase anxiety.