Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML
Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
Today, a friend of mine asked me to proofread her essay. "Don't hold back," she said. I took a look at it. It looked like it was written by a third grader, and she's in college. After spending a huge amount of time marking all of her mistakes, I gave it back. She got upset at me for being "extremely critical." FML
Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
"I took all of the stupid out of it! " Too bad you can't do that with people. Sorry, OP, FYL!
Grootensliven 10
He's just pissed off that you could improve on his work that he thought was perfect.
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Comments (95)
Megan639 16
"I fixed it retard!"
therealslim 15
Who's response?
firefoxrocks61 18
I'm not sure, I'm not response, I don't think OP is either.
Bakarra 22
FMLs in America brah, we don't use names like that here
CharresBarkrey 16
Why would anyone name their child Response? That's a horrible name.
RoboCunnilingus 23
My brother's name is retort.
vivian_rae 8
What an ass. What's your relationship to this person and how quickly can you cut that tie?
ryan112 12
"It took me 4 hours..." Sorry OP. His mistakes on his paper is trickling to your brain!
fresh247 10
I corrected it bitch!
MadameMerle 11
The problem with stupid people is that they don't realise how stupid they are
_lifehappens_ 29
truer words have never been spoken.
Crazymye 14
"What you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought." That's what you should have said to him afterwards.
CharresBarkrey 16
I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
NewYorkMexPR 14
Ungrateful lil shit. Should of smacked him with the paper
Timber147 9
Did he ask you to?
upallnight11 19
I think it was an assignment for school.
iazy9 14
Your response was clever, congratz. However I wouldn't have that patience and I probably would have flipped and back-handed his bitch ass. o_o
iazy9 14
Oops, meant to respond to #3.