nep012
United States
Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML
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Mauskau 36
He sounds like a complete loser. Who gets plastered on the first date?! You've dodged a bullet though.
christina3466 17
I'm guessing no second date?
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Enslaved 38
Hey, your date was as long as that other FML's nap!
briang959 47
Did you take advantage of him after you got him upstairs?
kinky44 28
Are you a rapist? You sound like a rapist.
SillyBeanie 8
At least you were nice enough to drag him to the door, not leave him on the curb.
MrConcise 35
@17 - OP didn't want to insult the homeless with his drunk ass.
captainsmegma 12
Everyone needs a few douche bag dates in their lives. YDI if you give him date #2.
val_is_lame97 12
oh wow getting drunk on a first date is a no
Lylliaah 15
So, everybody wants to know... will there be a second date??♡
banshee88 18
I'm confused. Kick him out of your car and move on. Forget making sure he gets home okay
IneededAName99 5
#25 Yeah, cause if a dude did that to a girl, that'd be perfectly acceptable, right?
jbombdighetty 11
That's not the point. She was just being nice.
DaFaq420 15
**** that thing
DollFacedTee 6
Such a turn off.
amandathecreator 22
I love what you named this, drunk in love lol and good luck on your next first date ! You deserve a great one after this