Today, I had knee surgery. I have to wear these lovely compression stockings, and going to the bathroom is really hard since I can't bend my knee at all. I ended up getting pee all over the stockings, but I can't take them off. FML
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jennaaa01 14
hey guys, OP here, and thank you all so much for the well-wishes. I forgot to log in before I posted the fml. I had a meniscus repair surgery, actually the second time I've had it done. I'm loving all your puns though. and to those saying to take the stockings off for a short time, my doctor wants me to keep them on until tomorrow, so I'll have had them on for a full two days. I'm not allowed to shower yet, seeing as my surgery was yesterday and he wants me to wait 48 hours.
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Tripartita 45
Congrats, you're living in the black-and-white portion of the informercial from before the super handy product is introduced. My guess is it's some sort of piss-concentrating funnel.
AwkwardBookworm 27
Could you ask for another pair?
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Comments (62)
GirasolNegro 22
Wouldn't it be un sanitary to leave humid, urine soaked stockings on an open wound?
ZulAman 4
you deserved it. im on the crapper right now and i just tried to sit down without bending my knees. its extremely easy.