Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine!" I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car, and they drove off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
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loserboii 11
You just got mugged by a little girl. They grow up so fast!
Welshite 40
Selfish little girl. Why didn't you run and take the ball away from her as soon as she grabbed it?
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Comments (161)
ben_lilleodden 1
Little bitch
maybso 0
fallow the car an shit in the drive way
KageKaldaka 6
Why the buck would you spend $60 on a basketball?
alpacaman 5
Who the hell buys a $60 basketball?
Shazam25 7
Why in the hell would anyone pay $60 for a freaking basketball!? It's just a freaking ball!
electricshock19 12
Shit just got real.
Quadroblitz 10
YDI for spending $60 on a basketball... or any sport really.
banemask 14
Lmfao
Thunderstruck14 30
How is a little kid stealing your ball cute? Its obnoxious! A little boy took my pillow pet once, it sucked. I couldn't just grab it back cuz he was like, two or three years old, really young. But I didn't want to just leave him play with it or the grown ups would see and think I was letting him use it. He did NOT have my permission. Besides, I was at my uncle's house and was using it in its pillow form to sleep at night. I didn't want some rude toddler messing with my pillow. What if he drooled on it? I don't mind sharing, but you need permission to play with someone else's toys. Besides, it wasn't just a toy, it was my pillow.
JackFaire 27
I hate parents like this that encourage their kids to blatantly steal from other people. They would have seen her get in with the ball and known it wasn't hers. Used to have a neighbor would distract me and my exwife while his kids would ooh and aah over my kids toys they would then walk out to go home while holding said toys. The second time they failed and I refused to ever let any of them in my home ever again.