Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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tingting1 0
aw that's sad... but you didn't at all realize it had any connection to you???
a1c1od21do 0
your girlfriend sounds like a bit*h
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Comments (55)
null_fml 11
You didn't see this coming when she decided a break-up was the best situation for the card? I have to assume at least a LITTLE discussion followed that decision. You poor, trusting bastard.
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Honestly? You really didn't see that one coming? Couldn't you take a hint?
hairytoenails 0
ydi for having a shrine in your toilet which is in your closet dedicated to paris hilton's hairy toenails!!
Witchcraft_fml 5
YDI for having an idiotic art teacher.
rukusrazor 0
You seems to have a theme going....
rukusrazor 0
D'oh! That was supposed to be attached to #14
JenDanielle917 13
D'oh?
hairytoenails 0
«ur p0!n+ ru(u$r@z0r?»
someguy945 0
What was the poem? There was a pretty good one a few FMLs down.
Weil 0
This was too obvious. You should have seen it coming when she wanted to make a break-up card.
Calaura9 0
Did she give it t you as it was intended for the occasion or did she give it to you as a memory keepsake? Because if its the former, your ex is bad-ass.
olefan 0
WTF r u talkin bout
Wtfuxers 0
Fyl :] Burn :c....~~~