Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML
Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
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Top comments
olioli_fml 10
Thank god u didn't find out u were allergic to latex during a prostate exam.
Martinez0285 28
I'm sure you were itching to know what the hell was goin on
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Comments (89)
godfathermock 19
You would not survive out in nature.
Locoluis 15
Say, did you ever play with dirt when you were a young child? Or were your parents overprotective and kept you sealed inside an antiseptic apartment until Kindergarten? Children need to be exposed to the elements at an early age. They need to play in the dirt. They need to develop their immune system. This way, they're less likely to develop allergies later in life.
toonavball7 5
I know your pain I have 32 of the 40 it's sucks, I live in a bubble
brave_josh 9
An excuse for unprotected sex. Giggity
Dipmunch 13
I've always wanted to live in a bubble. I think it might suit you well.
theboy13 13
Benadryl is your new best friend
rcgirl2 11
Don't worry OP. I know how you feel. You'll most likely grow out of those allergies. I used to be allergic to latex, peanuts, and wheat, but I grew out of them.
darlinjai 18
I would sit on the floor and cry. be strong op. you can make it thru this. Just keep a list. That's a pretty large number.
JoseIsAdork 31
hope you feel better soon op! allergies are nothing to sneeze at (no pun intended...) hehe
Simplybieber18 5
I have the same thing dude. Mine is like 38 out of 50 though.