Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML
Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
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Top comments
olioli_fml 10
Thank god u didn't find out u were allergic to latex during a prostate exam.
Martinez0285 28
I'm sure you were itching to know what the hell was goin on
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michaelaranda 28
Hello
frip_fml 9
Weakling
phoneYuNOlisten 16
You can't control what you're allergic to #39. You are a special kind of stupid.
ambitiousnygrl 17
Benadryl works wonders too. The only thing is it can knock you out, so you're better off using the cream during the day and the Benadryl at night. Feel better!
fml121785 14
How does anyone vote that you or OP deserved this?
JDAMs88 10
The doctor calls you back after all the tests "Not only are you allergic to nearly all test samples, but you're pregnant, too! Congrats!"
yscpunkchick 14
That really does suck OP but at least you found out about the allergy to latex before you used a condom. I'd rather have a rash on my back than a rash on my nethers.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Damn, sorry OP, I remember my allergy test. I am allergic to pretty much everything outside and some stuff inside, even my own cats, even though I have been around a cat all the years I've lived.
ZeFluffy 2
Same here :/
ZeFluffy 2
Them feels. They did a test of 100 allergies to me and I was allergic to 87 of them. Also I'm allergic to Latex, but we already knew that so he put on different gloves :|
vladimirnabokov 15
latex allergies are one of the most annoying allergies. half a Benadryl works wonders! I totally feel your pain OP.
Enzi_fml 21
Hey, could be worse! I was allergic to 38 out of 80!
Shilokitten666 19
How is that worse, you're allergic to less then half and OP is allergic to 95%, your logic here is not sound my friend
sonnyrosa 32
FAIL... 38/80= 47.5% < 35/40=87.5% You suck at math...
Enzi_fml 21
Logic is indeed unsound, that was supposed to be 78*** out of 80. Though latex is not a problem, praise the lord.