Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I fully intended to start going to the gym so I set my alarm an hour early so I could go before work and get it over with. Alas, when the alarm went off and I saw that horrible "5 a.m." on my phone, my brain put me straight back to sleep without my consent. I ended up being late for work. FML
Today, I got up very early to join my fit, slim, husband for a morning walk, since I work from home, order food to be delivered, and barely leave the couch. Afterwards, he biked off to work, and I went straight back to bed. With some candy. Small steps, I guess. FML
Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
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Top comments
pixierara 28
*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run
leafeon523 20
Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.
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Comments (103)
xylanthrax 18
falling asleep on your coach? that happens to me a lot too.
gamernation89 10
It's not easy to change a life style but it will be well worth it and benefit you later down the road and if you are tempted to stay home fill the frig and freezer with healthy foods but I'm currently trying to gain weight I'm 6'8 148 pounds and I'm trying to get to 230
Redgy22 26
THAT sounds like a much better plan!!!
asm9296 3
COUCH
alex_gen 39
Well, at least the coach got some action?
TheMessyOwl 2
Sums up my life
zarrganaut 17
Kind of a pointless FML. You deserve it. ):
Beccalouise1000 7
That sounds like something I would do aswell ??
cappellaaa 23
sounds like a good time. I miss pizza :/
SydLovesLacey 18
Close enough