jessierules93
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML
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EvilPandaxD 24
Maybe your dreams are a little too realistic.?
DocBastard 40
If you can throw a phone in your sleep hard enough that it smashes against the wall, I'd strongly suggest you try out for the Yankees. I hear they're hiring.
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glabberfasted 16
Having dreams means you're IN deep sleep. That's what REM is.
sarahbevan20 11
Oh goodness... Sorry, OP! Maybe take some sleep meds every once in a while so that you sleep deeply enough to the point where you don't throw expensive things around. :)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That is a bad plan because most sleep meds cause you to do weird shit in your sleep. Haven't you seen all the warnings about sleep walking, sleep driving, and the like? Basically if this kind of thing is currently uncommon for the OP, sleep meds would likely make it more common.
xElitexGamer 5
One of the funniest FML's yet. I just started laughing after I read it. Though at the same time I am sorry that you broke your phone.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
I think your body isn't paralyzing its self during sleep properly.
jessierules93 11
Lol thank everyone! My iPhone wasn't in a case but surprisingly it's fine! But the wall, not so much. I kinda put a hole in it haha
ratman775 27
Wow. lucky! You throw an iPhone against a wall it comes out fine. I simply drop one on the ground and the screen shatters. How does that work?
Karls_Marx 13
I don't understand how people break there phones I have an iPhone 5 c I've dropped it around thirty times screen first I've spilled food on it I've dropped it in traffic I've thrown it at a wall I've dropped it on a glass and the glass broke on top of all that I don't even use a case