jessierules93
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML
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EvilPandaxD 24
Maybe your dreams are a little too realistic.?
DocBastard 40
If you can throw a phone in your sleep hard enough that it smashes against the wall, I'd strongly suggest you try out for the Yankees. I hear they're hiring.
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abbymackenziee 20
Always be careful with your phone. Leaving it close to your reach is dangerous when you sleep walk or sleep act, like you.
elcee1987 18
I hope you're posting this to be snarky, otherwise this is seriously lame advice.
spikey818 9
Doesnt your body go on lock mode when you're in REM sleep?
SarcasticShade 16
He could have come out of it while have the dream.
uhnevermind 24
It usually does, but sometimes when the person is waking up, the body can allow movement both prematurely or late. In this case, his body awoke prematurely. The latter is what causes sleep paralysis.
junkman6 22
I'm no doctor so take this with a grain of salt. Your body is supposed to "lock up" to keep you from hurting yourself etc but for some people that sleep paralysis mechanism doesn't work as well.
pistachiopanda 19
Well... Did your dog fetch the phone??
Mandybruin 15
Yeah, this FML post needs more details!
edvin_fml 10
talk about living the dream
Loserhero 17
Sorry to hear about your phone OP, try to see about getting help... and a new phone
Mshrodes 13
I don't even wanna know what happens when you have a wet dream.
Futacy 30
That happened to me. I woke up to myself taking off my pants.
Bumblebrea99 14
I hope it wasn't a Nokia, if it was, RIP wall. :(
Xivion 19
you don't need to move your phone away when you sleep. you just need to put a Frisbee there too. maybe a few of them in case you throw them a few times?
worldclassrager 41
Well how did your phone do? Hopefully still works and not a majorly scratched/shattered screen... I charge my phone across the room or have it out of my pocket when I dream just for that reason...
cookie1207 19
At least you didnt dream of peeing!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Wouldn't washing their bedding be a whole lot cheaper than replacing their phone?