Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
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Top comments
desireev 18
One of the first things an employer of an office environment will tell you is "Stay off of Facebook!" Sorry, OP.. But YDI. You knew it was a rule and you broke it.
nephilim241 19
Managing.. Like a boss
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Comments (248)
ganjaone 2
That's why u look at ur Facebook on ur smartphone or iPod. There's an app for everything
spazz666 18
Do you have a smartphone? Because I think it stole your brain.
blink978 1
Your boss is the man!
xicadelaspoesias 9
So was it worth it?
sethster14 0
Maybe if you have a smart phone, download the app. Works lik a charm in school haha. No1 ever catches us on facebook wit school computers cuz we use iTouches and smart phones lol
Akharr01 5
That funny;) seems like someone has been watching you?
phantumgrey 6
Cool he went into your personal FB regardless of being on company time or equipment that is breach or privacy. Time to sue!
AmbrosiaWriter 17
No it's not. You have no expectation of privacy on a COMPANY COMPUTER. He got caught doing something he shouldn't have been, he deserved to be fired. He left himself logged in, it's not like the boss hacked into his facebook.
thewife5 19
They can link every computer in that office to the bosses and the boss may view what you're doing every second of the day if they wanted. It's life.. There is no law suite
totallyunsure 5
Hahahahahahahahahah im sorry but this is funny. B
jamez1994 3
Hahaha sorry but that's a good one!!!!!
mmjluvi 1
Just use your cell phone if you absolutely cannot wait for unimportant crap until you get home wow
wriptidez 0
oh man im so sorry. he should of warned u first
StromyG2 10
I hope you accidently put "of" instead of "have".