Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking,...

spekledworf 2 May 2011, 21:30 United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

3 May 2011, 09:25

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

3 May 2011, 01:03

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

Katie_the_Great 6

3 May 2011, 01:03

You sir... Fail

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mintcar 10

3 May 2011, 01:27

Study suggest that sleep deprivation is equivalent to alcohol impairment. And if you were that sleep deprived to the point that you could not walk a straight line and couldn't recite the alphabet to the officer as a sobriety test, then YDI. You shouldn't be driving.

boatkicker 5

4 May 2011, 04:27

It didn't say the OP was tired. On a full night's sleep I can not walk a straight line. Nor can I stand with my weight evenly distributed on my two feet, ever. I will fall over.