Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML
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KristaAaronn 25
OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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rhysfucker 24
They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.
stillalive33 14
A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.
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Comments (143)
martin8337 36
Damm, OP is onto us. The forks and the knives are also allies wit the spoons.
RedPillSucks 33
what!!?? I thought the dish ran away with the spoon
martin8337 36
The dishes are neutral like Switzerland.
Ichiya 29
I still don't trust them. They seem suspicious to me.
PoisonOrchid 21
Hahaha just enjoy it while it lasts.
PandaSmile 24
The invasion will start by splashing everyone with water when the spoon is placed the wrong way under the tap. THEY ARE IN OUR HOMES ALREADY
Falassalond 16
And the sad part is that I do this all the time. I know it's going to happen but sometimes I think maybe it won't happen this time. I'm gullable.
cartedor 18
Neo will never be able to bend them all, yes!!
Flaming_Pandas 15
The spoons are communicating through you.
sk8rdud3 24
Only Fpoon's can save us now.
finnrambo 13
Isn't that a spork?
Awesome_Ninjaz 12
Yes
SaintT 15
This sounds about right. I just had mine removed and I was apparently telling my cousin that her mom was going to be mad because the little green men were stealing the water from their pool... needless to say I was on some good drugs.
helloimclaudia 30
Why do people in america get full on drugs to have their wisdom teeth removed? Here they only sedate you in your mouth.
TheQueen16 10
Its a surgery, my friend got hers removed and they put her to sleep to get it done.
SaintT 15
Yeah they put me to sleep but I woke up loopy and then they gave me vicadin. That knocked me off my ass!
CoGhostRider 31
Oral surgeons in the UK give you a local to cut your gums open remove all 4 wisdom teeth and give you stitches?! Glad I don't live there. Idk when you guys have yours removed but we try to get them out before they break the skin.
worldclassrager 41
Well you were high...medically high though
tony1891 22
There is no spoon
Bliepje 22
thats just funny :D
ironhead_fml 20
Well, at least you weren't getting forked!