Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML
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KristaAaronn 25
OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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rhysfucker 24
They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.
stillalive33 14
A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.
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Dinonick 15
And yet you STILL sounded smarter than most conspiracy theorists
xxsakuraxx 29
**cough*cough** illuminati
JonDG 12
I was supposed to get mine removed today. Woke up feeling sick so I had to reschedule.
darryaz 9
Lucky..... all I got when I had my wisdom teeth out was novocaine.
rebeltw 15
awww....
stan_the_man 4
don't feel so bad , OP. I dreamt I was a helicopter pilot for sarah palin after waking up during my wisdom teeth extraction. I heard and felt things I shouldn't have. fast metabolism sucks, got rid of all the anesthesia!
Dessy1710 2
lmfao I told my bestie she had two eyes and she was scarying me when I got mine done
noah_1234 24
did she record you
ohishkabibble 21
Man, I need mine removed soon and this is not doing anything to alleviate my anxiety lol. It's too bad your mom didn't film you, OP; there's tons of funny wisdom teeth removal videos on YouTube!
howsthisforaname 34
I had teeth removed with local anaesthetic, it's not as bad as you would think. Piece of advice though, put an old towel on your pillow in case you drool blood on the first night and use this as an excuse to get the fridge stacked with your favorite mushy treats as well as ice pops. Also if they give you opiates for the pain you will have strange dreams.
1947Chevy 17
Spoons did that a while ago but nobody has realized it
wellfuckmerunnin 3
it bums me out super lame ones like these get published but mine that I submitted can't, and its an FML anyone could definitely say, I agree your life sucks!