Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML
Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML
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lysx84 24
You definitely broke into the right house... right...?
aruden 25
I guess it's better your door is stuck while locked instead of stuck open. good luck op
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Comments (27)
Moskaaa7 26
Oh no! What if you run out of food? I guess you could ask your neighbour to throw in a pack of noodles through the kitchen window.
pedinhuh 23
Well, I hope you enjoy climbing your window and not look like a burglar...
Leauge 13
Let's hope that you broke into the right house and you should call a locksmith to determine the problem.
quesocoatl 14
Get a new lock installed. You probably broke it.
tounces7 28
This shouldn't be a huge issue unless your house only has one door...
pinkponypants 12
This happened to me a lot when I was a kid... My parents would get so angry because I had broken windows, screens and doors when locked out after school.... But I was afraid to tell them I was locked out because I would get spanked and grounded for months every time I forgot my key... So I would try to break in without them noticing... It never worked... I always got in trouble.
pinkponypants 12
I was scared of my parents because they were pretty abusive...I would get in serious crap if I told them I didn't have my key,so I tried to break in without them knowing...plus I was just a kid, so I didn't have the best ideas. in retrospect ,of course it was a stupid thing to do, but I was just a scared kid trying not to get a severe beat down.
Helldemon 32
#18 Maybe you should read past the first sentence next time.
Jets4Life89 4
Just fix it, doors don't just break there is a fixable solution.
Zebediabolical 45
Jimmying a lock by definition pretty much requires that it be broken. YDI.
Colon_Man 17
Door lock? Is that the hole with the squiggly line thing? Huh. I don't even know if I have a key to my house.
relatablea 2
just replace your lock we have a door like that