Money: Today, I got fired from my job because I didn't have a conversation... - FML

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By nolucknojob - 20/05/2016 20:35 - United States - Breaux Bridge

Today, I got fired from my job because I didn't have a conversation with my fellow coworkers while waiting for a meeting to start. I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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loganberrybat 11

Saturday 21 May 2016 20:48

What exactly has you being pregnant got to do with anything?

MrDrDaBoss 6

Saturday 21 May 2016 16:10

They can't fire you for that take it to HR

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MrDrDaBoss 6

Saturday 21 May 2016 16:10

They can't fire you for that take it to HR

TheCutestLizard 28

Saturday 21 May 2016 19:34

File an EEOC complaint - disability discrimination

loganberrybat 11

Saturday 21 May 2016 20:53

Since when has being pregnant been a disability...

smallandroid 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 0:16

Because you may lose the ability to do many tasks that the average person can do.

loganberrybat 11

Saturday 21 May 2016 20:48

What exactly has you being pregnant got to do with anything?

SataySticks 13

Sunday 22 May 2016 4:34

Irritable mood? Discomfort? Anything like that would stop her from wanting to be conversational.

redlizzybeth 25

Monday 23 May 2016 4:52

It probably has nothing do with that and is only due to you being that far pregnant and I would file a complaint about it. That is not a terminatable reason. One thing to be prepared for is that they will respond it was for a different reason altogether like refusing to do work.

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