Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
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gravityplanx 0
So... let me get this straight... You somehow stalkerishly got this guys phone number without him knowing you had it. You texted him without ever telling him who you were or giving him your phone number. He didn't text back for a while but it seems you kept texting him anyway. Then he finally responded and you were surprised that he wasn't happy? oh... and "FIRSSSTTTTT" FHL
Seventytimeseven 0
ummm if you're old enough to drive shouldn't you be old enough to not act like a creepy stalker and text a guy who you clearly don't know well without so much as revealing who you are seemingly repeatedly?
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azurablade 0
how did you know it was him without looking at the phone, because you should have seen the txt message. if you looked at the phone and saw it was him, then you should have seen what it said.
xd0rkiee 0
She could have set a ringtone only for his text messages.
equinoxe_fml 2
That's not true... My phone always says: "New text message from ...." and then when I open it I get the actual text.
LeCielNousAide 7
if she has a phone like me (I have the enV touch) then the phone will not show the text message. it would only show who it's from until you choose either "View Now" or "View Later". because my phone definitely does not show the text message (not even part of it) until it's opened.
softball03 0
yeah, exactly! maybe she saw the name on the phone and when she went to grab it it fell and broke. you never knowwww! but yeah, that happens to me a lot cause my friends will put their number in my phone randomly and i'll go to text them and i get that response allllll the time! just put like, "haha, its *insert name here*" its not THAT big a deal..
russianspy1234 11
Hey, it worked for Edward Cullen.
TRJADN 0
Oh sweety please get a life. That is so not cute. By the way YDI for being a loser
shalizzz 0
I'd love to know what your plan was exactly! What did you think would happen? Were you hoping for him to somehow fall in love with your texts? And then with you by default?
beastly13 0
man, i hate when this happens to me. i get a text from a number i dont know and they are usually : "Heeeeeyyy :) whats up?" obviously i dont reply and five in later i get another txt from the same number. cant people get the point?
Dydy_fml 0
i juss dunt understand .. if your cell wasnt on your hand .. how do u know he texted u ? i mean .. the phone should've been really near u if u can read on the screen that its him ... soo .. how culd u have this little accident ?
DanielleTheOne 3
uhh maybe the phone was on the table next to her and she knocked it by trying to grab it too quick?? seeing thats what she said... Or maybe she glimpsed the screen before knocking it off.. and also i "juss dunt" understand your retarted writing.....
thaprodigy_07 0
maybe he didn't know it was you?!
iGreen_Day 0
YDI for being a stocker
DillyLyn 0
Fail spell. :3
MysteryJoker 5
nope. Clearly this girl stocks the guy's fridge. Not a fail spell
biancagolden 0
Win.
DillyLyn 0
... It's trapazoid-ish.