Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to New Jersey from China two months ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a Chinese test. Our teacher decided to wait until yesterday to tell us about it because she "knew" we wouldn't study anyway and she didn't want to stress us out. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML
Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML
Timewaster
Today, after spending months learning Chinese, selling my house and everything I own for my big transfer to Hong Kong, my boss decided I should instead go to our other branch across town. FML
Today, at a tutoring center, one of the tutors looked at my worksheet and laughed. She then showed all the other tutors my mistakes and they laughed along with her. The best part? They all speak Chinese and they think I can't understand them. I'm Chinese. FML
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
My words exactly
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
Going well is it?
Today, I analysed my first mock test for an exam I have to take in 5 months. I got 31/150. FML
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML
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Madel_fml 0
Were you born in China? I mean, if you lived there for like a year, then that would make sense. Chinese is hard. If you were born there, well I don't know...
jackaaa 0
That actually happens often. I've had friends move to Mexico during high school, and they always did poorly on their English tests. It's because they go into more detail in the class than we ever did here. They concentrate on the little things we don't notice. It's normal.
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swim_fml 0
I do better in my spanish class than a lot of native speakers. It's really not rare or a big deal.
Lou_Briccant 0
OP, where at in Jersey did you move to? I just moved out of there.
ummmyeahhh 0
I grew up in a tiny town on the border of the US and Mexico and learnt the two languages at the same time. I'm completely fluent in English, Spanish, and Italian too. I failed every Spanish test I ever took. In schools, they focus on strict grammar rules, but when you're fluent, you don't automatically wrack your brain to remember accent goes here, this is written like that... Schools teach language differently than native speakers speak language. Cheer up. It's not the end of the world. Ask the teacher to explain why you are missing points.
That_Guy 4
First of all, yes south Jersey is great, New Jersey is named the garden state you ignorant assholes, yeah their arn't many gardens anymore but its still bomb down by the shore. secondly, there are a ton of people who live, born and raised, in America and fail English class, so what the **** are we talking about here???? its not that big of a deal that this kid is from china and failed a Chinese test, stop criticizing the man and stop hating!
NorfolkDude 2
Hey don't feel bad dude! People speak english and fail english on a regular basis. Just because you "speak it" doesn't mean you'll score 100% on everything.
musicalmandi16 0
yeah chinese doesnt have any ****** tenses. or pronouns. so its understandable. but still embarassing.
Lou_Briccant 0
Jersey is far from amazing. That said, it's not too bad, either. I've enjoyed the 20 years I lived there. The people who are saying "Jersey is garbage and scum!", don't forget, your state has its fair share of douchebags as well, you being one of them.
Seegtease 0
What's up with people not saying you deserved it? It's a test. By the nature of testing, you obviously DESERVED whatever score you got, unless there is teacher bias, but I don't think that's the case.
That_Guy 4
#50, you also are a moron, Chinese is a language, yes its more specific than just chinese, there are different elements to it but its all generalized as Chinese, and when you take the class in America, its called Chinese. So "Umm" ...Ummm shut the **** up!
ionelementz112 0
@53 Actually, 50 is right. Most "Chinese" language classes are actually "Mandarin." The OP could be a native Wu, Min, or Cantonese speaker - all of which are Chinese. I suppose you think Canadians speak Canadian, which you study in a Canadian class. They don't. Most of them speak English, others speak French.