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scarletscarface Yorba Linda, United States

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML

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scarletscarface 10

Well, when i removed the cover, I decided to try to get the pudding off all at one time. So part of it was in my mouth. When I slid it out, I did get all the pudding off, but also managed to cut my mouth :( I wont be making that mistake again...

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Now you can be The Joker and say "Would you like to know how I got these scars?"

Have fun eating for the next few days

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

XD fail

xearthmuffin 0

You wanna know how I got these scars?

Ah, the joys of a Glasgow smile.

One does not simply... lick the pudding off the lid

Were you blowing the cover!?

DocBastard gonna comment on this FML... No..?

desireev 18

Damn! I like Doc ALOT... but people seriously need to quit obsessing over him.. It, really, is freakin' creepy!

Too much tongue, not enough spoon

Yes 2 + 2 is 4 & the little white string they told you not to pull - Don't! It's the only thing keeping, what little brain you got, from falling out again!

I've done that before. it sucks!!! sorry dude

try using spoon next time but i guess things are meant to be eaten without spoon.

jonnynasty 0

like a pro