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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2
That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.
justdance45 0
LOL such a loving wife. FYL
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brasileirinha 0
Lmao #55. One day they'll have a category for both cats and like... a whole category for masturbation in itself. There are so many stories about that on here
defiantawakening 0
#58; so people who are mute need to be referred to as "it"? That's probably one of the most close-minded statements I've ever heard. If you hate everyone on this site, don't come on it. By the way, I don't see how this is an FML. Nothing permanently affecting your life has been ****** with. Shit, a cat scratched your leg & your wife made a joke. FYL? No.
ny1996 0
get a sense of humor, when i come home my dad always tells my dog to attack me!
l0st4lif3 0
looks like you got two ******* in need of training
MmmHotWaffles 0
the cat is called a "pussy",...your wife has a "pussy".. maybe thats why they were automatically friends..
janro72 10
lmfao soo truee
imbtrtenu 8
get a dog... and #8 is infact a "pussy"
warmvanillasugar 0
LMAO
MoonTiger 4
Cats are the devil's creation, gotta love those furballs ^^
AnaMaree 0
Good cat.
fuckXemoXkids 0
doesnt anyone on this freakin website understand SARCASM???????