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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

LOL such a loving wife. FYL

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beatlesislove 2

why did you put the cat in a box? YDI. retard

jumpgurl23 0

lol ur wife is wonderful

What did we learn today? Don't get a cat. Dogs are much better.

YDI, don't put animals in a box retard.

grazynaanka 0

#6 you should meet my dog. then you'd be begging for a cat. lol. OP: will we be seeing you on divorce court anytime soon?

you should of smacked her in the face and said "good fist"

Dogs are better pets.

freedove11 0

ha that was funny and ya dogs are better but i like cats too

#42 and 46- before you just off and call someone a retard...... most times, the place where you get the cat (i.e. pet store, humane society) will give you a box carrier.... he didnt man-handle a cat into a box with no air holes..... at least, don't just assume that and spread your stupidity oops, i mean opinions around.