Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, three days into my vacation, I ended up spraining not one, but BOTH of my ankles. Now my entire vacation will be spent healing. FML
Today, after I fell over and fractured my knee, I've been in hospital for a week. I now have a metal plate in my knee, and am due to be off work for months, I wouldn't mind as much if I hadn't been hit by a car two years ago, spent a week in hospital for a fractured vertebrae, and was off work for months. FML
Today, I was supposed to leave for Switzerland for a month, to see my boyfriend whom I haven't seen for over 6 months. Unfortunately, I broke my leg three days ago and I now I need to stay home and get surgery. FML
Today, I slipped and fell on a piece of plastic. I thought nothing of it until I went to the doctor's and found out that I fractured and dislocated my kneecap. I'm now in a full leg brace and crutches. Prom is five days away. FML
Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
Today, my parents told me that I'm going on our upcoming family vacation and that's final. I broke both my legs in an accident and have to use a wheelchair. I"m in constant pain and don't want to go anywhere. FML
Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML
Today, after months of begging, I finally convinced my friends to go skiing with me. On our first run I suggested a race. Everybody loved the idea. Good news: I came in first. Bad news: I tore a ligament in my knee. It will be operated on tomorrow. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
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nuggetmonster 12
Pig out and take advantage of room service?
MoodyBlue320 11
Or you can play Skyrim and tell everyone about how you took an arrow to the knee.
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Comments (135)
aleclikestacos 8
Well, maybe you can flirt with cute girls/guys in the lobby and get to meet new people.
skyblue427 1
hahha sorry i gotta laugh ur kidding me why dont u get on ur cruches or get in a wheelchair and just order in roomservice and littterly when ur mouth is full of food and it costs alot tell ur parents "this is my vacation too!! hahah"
False_Stupidity 42
It's possible that the OP is the father/mother of their family and would have to pay for all the little luxuries you and others seem to be suggesting.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
55 - FOR THE LOVE OF GRAMMAR, SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL. YOUR COMMENT MAKES ME WANT TO BURST INTO FLAMES.
BloodFaerie 21
I voted FYL because I understand leg pain and all that... but really? I would LOVE to sit around in a hotel room all day and not have to go to work, and watch movies and order room service... so just try to realize how lucky you still are!!
Matty1188 6
OP will be on vacation. Would you rather sit in a room or explore your surroundings on a vacation?
shahroni1 3
call a girlfriend to your hotel room whem your family is out for fun .
NAU_future 7
Good luck OP! Just got done going through something very similar, so I know how that is :(
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Which bone? The patella, fibula, tibula, or femur? Sorry I actually have a knee fetish D:
RedPillSucks 33
Not all of those bones are in the knee. How does one develop a knee fetish?
TheBonzaiGirl 0
They all connect by ligaments and tendons directly to the knee... I spent a year reading nothing but MRIs of the knee, I was kidding about the fetish, I just know more about the human knee than anyone should know >.
Cskier 3
Go to town and hang out
bloodthorn 4
boo hoo. not an FML. YDI broken leg.
keez1234 0
In December I broke my tibia skiing still in a leg brace learning how to walk again, I feel ya.
FireGamer 2
Did it happen when you tried to get back your stolen sweet roll?(because arrows are overused)