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Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand. While my childhood friend was inside her. They apparently like pretending she's married while doing this. They made this self-discovery a week ago. Good for them. I don't want the ring back. FML

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Thanks for your comments, this place is much better than a shrink for healing a bit. I can appreciate the sentiment that I should've taken the ring back, but once purchased, rings are almost worthless (thanks, De Beers). I honestly wanted nothing to do with them. I've burned the sheets (not kidding) and I've gone numb. Their pretty much dead to me, and needless to say I'm out of the dating circuit for a while. Keep the comments coming though, this place rocks, and reminds me that not everyone are walking asshats. :)

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Damn that's cold, but maybe it's better to find out now instead of after you proposed to her.

wow they both get off on infidelity...they sound like perfectly compatible horrible people. So sorry you had to lose a girlfriend and friend in the same day :(.

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scottishoatmeal 22

Keep your head up buddy!

The ring wasn't a gift, it was stolen. Get it back. Don't let them profit off of your purchase.

EmDizzle2007 28

kill them both, plead insanity.

So sorry that this happened. At least you now have two less people in your lives that you don't have to worry about anymore. Can't believe some people are so cold and would do this to their best friend. I honestly can't believe people would let a girl or guy get in between a life long friendship

I am so sorry. Thats awful. I'm sure you hurt now but you definitely dodged a bullet by finding out before you married her.