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bxilee Corona, United States

Today, I found out that my parents got married on their second date because they were mildly intoxicated, bored and wanted something to do. FML

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bxilee 16

I should've included this somewhere in the FML, but my parents ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4 because the relationship was very unhealthy and my father had a lot going on at the time.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Thoricsteam20 24

If their marriage is healthy, does it really matter?

sydnvy 15

at least they were happy enough to stay together through the marriage

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Comments (73)

Redgy22 26

Who cares? That's not your problem, it's theirs. And only if they think it was a mistake. Get over it.

interesting33 37

Are they still together?

bxilee 16

nope :-/

tomvertigo 17

Since you're alive I assume they found something to do, alright, alright. Heh heh heh

RageWolf16 31

Is your father Bruno Mars?

VeganVampyre 27

No, it's Ross Gellar!

DrowningLessons 19

They sound cool! :P

foo_foo_the_snoo 14

Am I the only one who thinks this is a beautiful love story?

decladon007 17

Yep. You are.

emlizcat 21

It's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you Is it the look in your eyes, Or is it this dancing juice? Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you. It's just like the Bruno Mars song!

ThatLastKid 21

Bruno Mar's song Marry You makes so much sense now.

imbedderdenu 23

Hey if they're happily married after all these years? who cares! I'd rather have that than dating for years and then be miserably married.

imStoneCold 7

Still a better love story than twilight.