bxilee
Corona, United States
Today, I found out that my parents got married on their second date because they were mildly intoxicated, bored and wanted something to do. FML
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Thoricsteam20 24
If their marriage is healthy, does it really matter?
sydnvy 15
at least they were happy enough to stay together through the marriage
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bxilee 16
I should've included this somewhere in the FML, but my parents ended up getting a divorce when I was about 4 because the relationship was very unhealthy and my father had a lot going on at the time.
Abiii82 18
Damn
jsrf 8
Ok now that makes sense on why this is an fml
anarchymaniac 22
Did they ever get married again?
bxilee 16
#59 no, but my dad tried because he still loves her.. my mom didn't want to get back with him because he treated her poorly when they were together
ccastillo7 11
But marriage is a religious, sacred thing that the Gays would desecrate and God wouldn't approve of.
bossking23 15
I bet you're fun at parties
tarlax 11
Pretty rich coming from someone who can't recognize a blatant, albeit crappy joke.
EnJey0 19
Are you saying you are homophobic? Because Jesus did say "Love thy neighbor" he did not set any conditions on that
Qcorchado 7
wow remove the stick out your asses this is in reference to another fml sheesh
ChiefKoala 30
This comment crashed faster than the hudson plane. Joking or not, you probably shouldn't say it here because you will get your ass torn a new by the people that view these FMLs.
ChiefKoala 30
Also, i want to say that Yes I know this person is most likely referencing the FML about the woman's sister being married three times in the last seven years
pandalover69 26
I get that you're joking but what does gay marriage even have to do with this fml?
eyepuppy 31
@69. He is planning on the thought people have that gays should not be allowed to marry because it would digrace God, yet they married on a whim and got divorced shortly after. He was laying the sarcasm on thicker than the butter on a good southern biscuit. Lighten up, people.
NotchaHue 8
It sounds like Ross and Rachel from FRIENDS, which makes you Emma
Fangirl30317512 10
Bruno Mars Marry You?
tigerisabelle 31
"It's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. Is it the look in your eyes, Or is it this dancing juice? Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you." I think your parents inspired that song...
bxilee 16
probably lol
thestoryofacaleb 14
We're just glad because they had enough time in there to make someone as beautiful as the OP.
bxilee 16
:'-)
nominaski 25
As long as they're not having problems with their marriage, who the **** cares?
laurelfire 15
Did you not read OP's multiple follow-ups? OP's parents had an unhealthy marriage and divorced when he was four.
nominaski 25
51, no I did not at the time. I couldn't read the lot of the comments for some unknown reason. Now I can.
Morning_fml 22
That's most likely how it went down since they were "mildly intoxicated".
GruesomeUrchin7 10
If it's working out its pretty badass
rt567 15
well hey they're still together so no FML. :)
Mathias1188 7
Um, looking at the comments, at no point does op say his/her parents are together