Today, I found out that my doctor wasn't kidding when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur" with my new medication. I learned this while walking my dog a mile away from my house. FML
HauntedTwilight tells us more.
Hey, OP here :) I've never experienced any side effects from medication (until now), and when the doctor and I went over the side effects together he kind of chuckled when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur". The medication is cymbalta (anti-depressant) so I took it as a joke that an anti-depressant could cause such a side effect, and when he chuckled I really thought he was kidding. I was clearly wrong, haha. Luckily, I was able to bolt home before anything extremely bad happened. My dog enjoyed the quick run a lot more than I did. Still easily one of the most embarrassing days of my life! I've earned the nickname "Shitty pants" from my 61 year old father who is never going to let me forget this. Shitty situation all around! :P
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IloveToLaugh143 21
Use the bushes. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Well, make like your diarrhea and run for it.
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91hayek 31
Suddenly carrying a bag around in case the dog poops doesn't seem too ridiculous and troublesome.
dabears1011234 27
Ouch
treesup 10
It would only suck more if your dog had sudden diearria
salic77 11
How do you misspell the word diarrhea when every device out including your computer underlines it wrong (and sometimes even displays the word for you...) and also how do you misspell it when the word is in this thread maybe 100 or so times?
captainsmegma 12
The worst part is the duck walk home as it makes it's way down your leg and fills your shoes. Yep been there.
brivielle 15
Glad i was not in your shoes
salic77 11
You sound ginger.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Better during a walk than on a long trip bus...
donnatheasian 12
Same thing happened to me, bro. It felt like my anus was being ripped to shreds
sjbartholome 14
blame it on the dog
RedPillSucks 33
Hard to do when it's running down his leg
Aero_x 21
that happened while I was in the car with someone driving out of town. he couldn't control it and it didn't stop for a very long time...so we rolled down the windows and just kept driving--until we reached home!
ElricMustang 23
Well, you should have a bag to pick up after your dog anyway ;) Or you can go into some bushes
pessimistprime 4
Hope yoy brought a doggy bag! No, but seriously that sucks. Sorry OP.