Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML
nullfactor tells us more.
This is the OP (just signed up, so I could comment). For those who say "who cares and why do you?", take a moment to see the big picture. That big picture contains two words: family reunions! Who in the world would want to see their ex-girlfriends at family reunions? Especially, since their new role in your life is that of a sister-in-law? I'd love to let bygones be bygones, but it's hard to do when they become your in-laws!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ColetteL 4
He learned the sharing lesson too well.
gomerturd 1
keep this one in the holster "how's your wife And my kids" or "Hey want any naked pictures of your wife" Or "my brother here's an environmentalist. He's taken a couple pieces of trash I tossed out and recycled them onto his wives". Seriously dude the possibilities are endless. don't let him forget he's taking your castoffs. At least you weren't dumb enough to marry them!
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Comments (144)
BambooSwitches 0
your brother sucks.
SakeOfSacrifice 0
the phrase "everything tastes better the first time" comes to mind.
babiebuntin 7
oh well at least you recycle. :p
shawn_11 0
keeping it in the family!!!!
hateevryone 15
your brother needs to learn to pick women that hasn't been through the family
SophisticatedJel 0
kill your exgirlfriends that way your brother can't go out with then jk don't do that
JOD96 0
Just say to him i give my used toys to the less fortunate
ShakiraShakira 7
Woah that puts a whole new spin on keeping it in the family!
Epikouros 32
Do you live in a small town, nullfactor?
DevilArmSkater 0
Who cares, their sloppy seconds!