Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Three's a crowd
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Supportive
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Sneaky
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Bad friends
Today, I just found out that my first-ever boyfriend has been cheating on me for our whole entire relationship. All my fake friends knew about the her, but they just "forgot to tell me". FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Hey at least.....at least....I got nothing. FYL
DjeePee 25
Ah, high school.
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roghelio919 0
well if you would have been handling your business he wouldn't be looking for it elsewhere! FYL
kologen 4
happened to me before :(
dannyfont 5
you suppose to share everything with your friends. don't be selfish
icadragoon 11
Dump the boyfriend, he's just as horrible as your two best friends. Also like stated above Karma's a bitch, I've had "friends" do shitty things to me and they've always gotten theirs in the end. Keep your head up.
icadragoon 11
Back in Egypt when there where Pharaoh's people would drink wine and have orgies, so I wouldn't exactly say sex was always sacred. Everyone has their own lifestyles, some have no problem sleeping around, others want to wait for the right guy. I didn't wait for marriage, but if someone else does it doesn't effect me, and they should do what feels right to them. I only make love to someone I care about on that level, so to me sex is sacred. Culture is a big part of whether or not sex is seen as ok or taboo, that and religion, but I'm not even touching that one.
XxazizxX 0
time to dump em all..!!
perdix 31
Good thing you didn't accidentally text your mom! BTW, I don't mean to get all Grammar Nazi on you, but you don't know the meaning of "best."
ImaginaryFoe 1
Second that. Everybody is a "best" friend now if they share the most classes or like the same television shows. The language has gotten so hyperbolic that it's lost meaning.
perdix 31
ImFoe, you're awesome ;)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Perdix, I love you. ;)
Doortje 30
Get a room you two ;)
perdix 31
ImFoe, I'm old and was starting to get those warm, squishy feelings when you said "I love you" to me until I realized I was using the obsolete, old-school meaning. By today's standards, "I love you" translates roughly to "I think I might make the effort to remember your first name." XOXOXO (which now means, "Hey, let's play some tic-tac-toe (or naughts and crosses, as the Brits might say)!"
ImaginaryFoe 1
I meant the new, new school meaning of "you calling me awesome means you're mildly amused for a nanosecond by my comment so I will reciprocate in kind". Isn't that what everyone means when they say that?
perdix 31
Yes, ImFoe, It's so sad that so many words in the English language are loosing their power. ;)
aliaskis 3
Tsk tsk, perdix. "Loosing" -> "losing" Bad Grammar Nazi, bad!
ImaginaryFoe 1
#38 what in the world makes you think people weren't sleeping around as much "back in the day"? What day was this? It's an odd urge people have to nostalgically paint the past as so much better but do a little research and you'll find that not a damn thing has changed.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
you should not only blame your best friends but also your soontobe exboyfriend since he not only cheated on you but also with both of your best friends.
mrbungle666 0
I'm pretty sure best is a singular being. Do you just go around your my bestie no your my bestie! You sound like the dude from the Hangover. Were the three best friends that anyone could have. Calling them your best because your needy and clingy does not make it so.
greenlantern27 6
Or maybe they were actually both her best friends. It is possible to have two best friends. And OP, I feel really sorry for you :/
binkybaby 3
Technically, no, you cannot have more than one "best friend". "Best" implies none better. If there are two "best" then they really aren't that great anymore. Though I suppose in OP's situation, that might be fitting.
joa76 3
Really, you don't think two people can both be "best"? What if, say, you're taking a test in class and two people get 100 on it? They BOTH got the best grade. Or what if you're running a race, and two people finish at exactly the same time and tie for first (admittedly, this almost never happens)? They BOTH ran the best time. So if you have two people who are always there for you, whom you've been friends with for a really long time, why SHOULDN'T they both be your best friend? Think how many examples there are in the media of groups of friends, where there are three or four people who are all (more or less) equally close to one another. True, they often have one person they're more close to, but not always. It seems to me most TV shows and movies involve groups of three best friends. Lizzie McGuire had Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo; Buffy had Buffy, Willow, and Xander; The Jersey had Nick, Morgan, and Elliott (I think?); Wishbone had Joe, Sam, and David (yes I am picking rather random examples, I know); or even (if you want to include "fake friends" examples, which I feel are still valid, since they're still technically each other's best friends) Regina, Karen, and Gretchen on Mean Girls (I was going to include Clique, but that's four). I could probably come up with a hundred examples. It's in books, too, and not just new ones. What about Mary, Colin, and Dickon in The Secret Garden? Romeo, Benvolio, and Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet? Groups of three close friends seems to have been common for a really long time. Plus, friendships shift, and people are often reluctant to admit that their former best friend isn't that close to them anymore. I grew apart from my best friend from elementary school in junior high, but I still called her my best friend for a couple years. Sure, in retrospect we stopped being best friends around 6th grade, but 8th grade me didn't want to admit that, since we'd been best friends since kindergarten. In this case, of course, neither one of the OP's "best" friends is really worth the title.
mrbungle666 0
97 "We're the three best friends that anyone could have"