Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
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Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I found out the guy I consider my best friend has had a girlfriend for the past year, and they have been living together for the past 7 months. He and I have been having unprotected sex for the past 4 and a half years, and have even talked about having kids together. I only found out because I'll be their new roommate. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
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Senseless_487 29
If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.
Fsvb 32
Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.
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Comments (170)
uhhSavage 22
Sure it is! "F is for friends who do stuff together." See? (:
lowshadows 21
best friend...with benefits
I'madumbass 19
Yup...
RaulGarcia30 10
There not even friends they're friends with benefits
FlashBurn 13
Boyfriend? Demote to friend with benefits.
BellaBelle_fml 23
No. Demote to ex and move on completely.
Vidrill 22
If that dumb asshole is still your boyfriend, then I would like to hear your excuse.
sohailnj 3
Nice comments
AnyaS 19
You need to break up with him. I had a boyfriend for 9 months and towards the end he slept with his ex girlfriend... while I was over! He said she "was lonely". That's when I knew he was scum.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Wow. That's pretty messed up.
AngelSpit 18
awww but look how considerate he was by being that concerned for her emotional well being
hoshimi2012 8
I'd say dump his ass. He shouldn't be having sex with someone else.
curlstar 6
I hope everyone involved used protection! If not that's extra ****** up. It's a question worth asking.
gigi1981 13
I wish I could thumbs this up more than once! I hope he was at least respectful enough to be using protection whilst he was cheating on you! But beings as he is a cheating douche of a, dare I say 'man', I strongly doubt that. Make sure you get tested.
Gestpacho88 12
Best friend....I don't think that word means what you think it means....
rattusrattus 19
Step One: consider polyamory Step Two: discuss polyamory with partner and then potential partners Step Three: discuss practicalities as a group Step Four: polyamory :D You cannot skip steps two and three, that's not polyamory, that's cheating. And if someone disagrees with polyamory and you go ahead with it anyway, that is also cheating. I recommend the OP makes a post-it note copy of this and attatches it to their boyfriend's computer monitor.