Love: Today, I found out that my best friend is planning to go to prom... - FML

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By amanda - 15/05/2016 09:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out that my best friend is planning to go to prom with my ex.. I'm 99% sure they're secretly dating. I, on the other hand, am dateless and groupless. If anyone needs a dress, I have a $400 one that I naively bought, thinking I'd be wearing it with my best friend at my side. FML

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KarmaMuthafucka 4

Sunday 15 May 2016 20:04

I wouldn't call that a friend. Go to the prom anyway, Don't let it ruin your happiness :)

jamieblue6 16

Monday 16 May 2016 5:08

That's sad. Just go anyways, **** them

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KarmaMuthafucka 4

Sunday 15 May 2016 20:04

I wouldn't call that a friend. Go to the prom anyway, Don't let it ruin your happiness :)

pheizer01 10

Monday 16 May 2016 2:50

Who cares? Your friend has the right to date who she wants. Who cares if its your ex?

it___happens 12

Monday 16 May 2016 19:56

As a best friend she should always have your back.. Dating your ex is a no go unless it's cool with you

jamieblue6 16

Monday 16 May 2016 5:08

That's sad. Just go anyways, **** them

hayylers 12

Monday 16 May 2016 16:59

As someone who's bought two different dresses and had my (now ex) boyfriend decide last minute we weren't going to either dance, go anyway. So much regret letting him ruin it for me.

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