Today, I found out that I wasn't going to be a father. My best friend is going to be the father to my girlfriend's child, though. FML
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zefronke8 25
Okay guys, here's the story: my girlfriend and I were together for nearly two years, and one day she told me she was pregnant. I didn't know how to react at first, but I eventually came to terms with it and became excited for my son. Fast forward three months: my girlfriend is obviously pregnant now, and I was out drinking with my best friend. We took a great picture together in the bar to celebrate this great moment in my life, and then I asked him to send it me. That's when I saw the pictures of my girlfriend in a recent conversation. I confronted her, and found out that she had been sleeping with him, took the test, and it's his. I broke up with her and stopped talking to my ex friend.
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bella_nana347 23
You wouldn't want to father a child with that woman anyway OP
feliciaheartu 21
Dodge a bullet there OP
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hbs11476 9
I hope she's now your ex-girlfriend.
DeadxManxWalking 27
ex girlfriend and ex best friend
coming back in the future 30
JERRY! (is this how you say it!?)
Abidawe 15
Don't you mean exes?
tygerarmy 35
As much as this sucks, it could always be worse. You can make a clean break, the cheaters are forever attached to each other through their child.
Becca34 31
The plot to the first season of Glee
EsotericAura 25
How do you know that you're not the father though? The fact that you even thought you might be means that you were also having sex with her. All this means is that there are two (that are known so far) men in the running here. Unless there's some reason that you didn't mention that would make it impossible for you to be the father.
graphicstyle7 17
I'm assuming they did a DNA test (They are extremely accurate). It would still be pretty upsetting if they had just told him, but if they have not done a paternity test by now, then they need to asap. She sounds like a whole lot of trouble and bad news all around. I feel really sorry for that baby, no matter who it came from.
EsotericAura 25
OP phrased it "going to be a father," suggesting that baby isn't here yet. It's much less risky (and cheaper) to test after baby is born. So I would hope that they would go with that. And yeah, that poor kid gets to have a pretty shitty start to life.
capnjacksparrow 7
I think you mean former best friend and ex girlfriend
tech1200mk5 6
There are just FAR TOO MANY DAMN CHEATERS out there. Dump both of them now and never look back.
AlexxGamesMusic_fml_fml 5
Your now ex girlfriend, right?