Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, while getting a dental filling, the fire alarm sounded. The plaza was evacuated and we had to stand outside in the cold for 2 hours. The anesthetic wore off. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
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mini_cupcake 0
oh my god. i figured that out when i had two teeth pulled when i was six. glad someone else relates!
TheKitsune 0
See, I have a GOOD dentist and he doesn't start any procedure before the Novocaine kicks in.
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Comments (123)
Drewken 1
You're a super hero maybe? But I doubt that many bad guys use laughing gas as a weapon.
ifmlftw 0
smoke pot yo
mtpadgett10 1
Sounds like a lame super hero
ShananaginsLOL 13
Happend to me tooo it hurt like a bitch....full op
ShananaginsLOL 13
Fyl*
ukdentistfml 16
I'm a dentist in the UK, forget novacaine, use articaine and that stuff works beautifully.
Steffi 26
It doesn't work on me and many other people I've come across. ;P
mollypop35 28
Are you a redhead? Because I seem to be the same
TerrorByte 4
You and me both.....hate it
greta_fml 21
why has nobody mentioned the song Novocaine by Fall Out Boy? That's the first thing I thought of..
TheAnon1313 28
Haha, I'm immune to laughing gas. It just makes me irritated when my dentist would assume I was all released and bubbly, like no, I feel everything you're doing and I'm wide awake, conscious of everything that's going on. The freezing they would use never affected the pain level either. It made me numb, but the pain was the same as when I opted out of the freezing. They thought I was insane (and that I couldn't handle stuff).
dayna17 18
Omg op that's terrible!