Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Suspicious minds
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
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briang959 47
Alternate Dick Holding Disorder?
Godsofdracos 15
17 didn't get this thread....
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Comments (126)
Entovarian 4
Better you find out now than after your marrige. Sorry OP.
jayelite 6
you should leave her. once a cheater always a cheater
jthmtwin 16
Why do people think cheating is ok :/ at least murder them if you no longer want to be with them. Jk on the murder part
Ohshitdude 21
trip her and blame it on a muscle spasm....
rawrkiller24 16
Who is she AWOLNATION?
rlocicero 21
blame it on my ADD baby
tmd4L 7
I don't know what's worse her excuse or the good old excuse of tripping and falling onto someone's fun stick.
lbanks_fml 10
Amazing damn huge dick. Makes sense now!
iBowdenzz 15
* googles adhd* ?
martin8337 36
Break up with her because she has ADHD.