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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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He should try cups of water and plates of food, that's what my friend and I used to do to our other friend when he fell asleep

Lipbalm80 3

That freaking hilarious!Your boyfriend is a keeper

mowmowlife 21

You must sleep pretty hard. Ever wondered what else he could be getting away with?

Thats not really an fml story. It's not that bad

juicydeerclit 0

Thats just plain awesome.

He's awesome

LAUGHING my as off!!!!!:)

I couldn't vote on this because she doesn't deserve it but I don't see why she says FML either. This is just hilarious.

You have an awesome boyfriend.

Impressive