Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
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Top comments
lyssa61189 0
I think it's time for a new best friend
llllight 0
she threw herself 3 separate birthday parties? She sounds like a spoiled bitch. You are better off without her.
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Comments (127)
colortherainbowx 0
Who the **** throws three birthday parties for themselves over one weekend? What a ******* snotty bitch. You're better off without her. No one likes a snob.
AgentGreenEyes 4
nice friend you got there
makjon86 0
hahahaha #16 is awesome. It uses this magical new thing called sarcasm ;)
hotsex 0
im hungry
eighthchord 0
She is not your best friend.
kawaiimomo 0
that happened to me before, i disowned her as my friend and haven't looked back since. and i've found some great friends. don't worry it's not the end of the world. you'll be ok
24788 7
You need to find a new best friend when that happens.
danedo 0
I think FML should show the age of posters so I can immediately not pay attention to teenage drama crap. However, if you are college age or above, sucks.
ashleyand_uk 0
If your friend isn't even kind enough to invite you, whether or not you "fit in", it's time you moved on. There are better people in this world.
love4running 0
3 parties?? wow she is full of herself sorry though, that sucks