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pompomkiwi Portland, United States

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

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pompomkiwi 14

ha thanks for all the comments, I never thought that it would actually be published. To all those comments asking what I did, they were all mad because I was the only one who got a Christmas bonus, and this was only because I had way more hours put in then the rest of them. And too the comment who said I should try to get them to loose I'm gonna do that!

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charbel_fml 11

This is why I appreciate my company's policy of salary (and anything money related) secrecy. No one is allowed to know other people's salary or bonuses to avoid situations like yours. Merry xmas OP!

idiotgenius 15

You should do things that force them to talk to you, like accidentally bumping them or asking for work related assistance. Pick one a day, and have fun with your asshole coworkers.

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Comments (84)

colton_colton 50

Atleast you're a great worker! Yu have money and they don't so you win!

TheDevilWearsJoe 8

Your coworkers sound immature.

redangel2011 12

Have fun with them ask questions that you know the answers to. If they don't answer it's the same as they admitted it. Oh I heard you cheated on your s/o? Holy s**t you aren't denying it!!!! Easiest way to get them to talk start a rumor lol.

jakeysmom 12

That's just as immature as what they are doing. Don't stoop to their level OP. Keep doing what you're doing. Obviously management has noticed and you'll be promoted way before those douchebags are.

uhbuhduh71 1

dream come true for me... don't talk to me.

molleyla 7

I wish my coworkers would play that game with me. I think they have another game call lets take turn calling her every hour of the day to see how fast I crack.

alicat13 12

Ask who left the fifty dollars in the toilet... joking.. :-)