pompomkiwi
Portland, United States
Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML
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pompomkiwi 14
ha thanks for all the comments, I never thought that it would actually be published. To all those comments asking what I did, they were all mad because I was the only one who got a Christmas bonus, and this was only because I had way more hours put in then the rest of them. And too the comment who said I should try to get them to loose I'm gonna do that!
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charbel_fml 11
This is why I appreciate my company's policy of salary (and anything money related) secrecy. No one is allowed to know other people's salary or bonuses to avoid situations like yours. Merry xmas OP!
idiotgenius 15
You should do things that force them to talk to you, like accidentally bumping them or asking for work related assistance. Pick one a day, and have fun with your asshole coworkers.
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Comments (84)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
you'll get promoted & make the game real fun then O:-)
Enslaved 38
Make it part of your game too. Go up to them and ask them nonstop questions and see who cracks. Fun fun!
cathrope 10
Wish my coworkers would play this game on me.
Uhhhidk 3
"One is the loneliest number"
worldclassrager 41
Time for a new game...
buckdharma 38
Walk up to each one of them individually and announce with a condescending tone,"do not speak to me unless spoken to."
lenehey 7
Say to them "Don't say anything to me if you think you are ugly. Ok great! Don't say anything to me if you want me to post a picture of you around the office that says that you're ugly, along with your signature at the bottom. Cool, I got my camera right here with the flash on -- don't worry, the red eye isn't that bad. Ok smile!!"
pompomkiwi 14
ha thanks for all the comments, I never thought that it would actually be published. To all those comments asking what I did, they were all mad because I was the only one who got a Christmas bonus, and this was only because I had way more hours put in then the rest of them. And too the comment who said I should try to get them to loose I'm gonna do that!
Nyx_fml 23
Woah. The mods must definitely correct grammar before publishing. I hope what you're going to make them loose is their assholes.
Peachy2392 26
You should work on your grammar then, too. Loosening their assholes and losing are two totally different things.
charbel_fml 11
This is why I appreciate my company's policy of salary (and anything money related) secrecy. No one is allowed to know other people's salary or bonuses to avoid situations like yours. Merry xmas OP!
Nyx_fml 23
59 - Yeah... You totally missed the point.
kaitieloo 22
Not to be "that guy", but I think that's illegal... I might be a state to state thing, but in my training for work my super mentioned that it's illegal for companies to say that you can't discuss your wages and what not. I'm glad you're happy with the policy, but I'm curious as to the legality of it. (:
jesustitts 20
Our bonuses are posted at work. It's good motivation to try harder. Our job is hourly and performance based.
jazzy_123 20
ahh jealous bitches. What are you going to do about em? Although it does seem unfair, you said you've worked many hours so I'm sure you deserved that bonus as well (: so I'm siding with you!
brandoneyez1 25
Exactly why I never talk about salary or bonus with anyone at work. You don't know how how much the other person is or isn't getting and often you really don't want to know cause things may not turn out as you think.
Jakob2255 12
#69 it is frowned on to discuss wages but right to work states can make any rule they want. bonuses are different
goody1987 10
You aren't that guy but you were that girl.
mt631 18
Your coworkers sound very mature.
asherm 15
And when are they graduating grade school?
catfish24 4
Well that's unfortunate