Love: Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend is my sister's secret...

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By HeidiZiggler - 05/10/2017 04:30

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend is my sister's secret sugar daddy. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 5 October 2017 11:13

I would be furious if it happened while you guys were still together. If not, meh.

Seeya55 31

Thursday 5 October 2017 17:46

Well it isn't a secret anymore now, is it?

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Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 5 October 2017 11:13

I would be furious if it happened while you guys were still together. If not, meh.

EnvyMe33 26

Thursday 5 October 2017 15:25

That’s horrible! I think you should make your sister feel bad and make her make him pay your bills or buy you stuff too...

Lisa Alexandria 10

Thursday 5 October 2017 22:14

Totally agree!!!

Seeya55 31

Thursday 5 October 2017 17:46

Well it isn't a secret anymore now, is it?

Lemou_fml 25

Friday 6 October 2017 5:05

If he is a sugar daddy and he's your ex, then why does it mean?

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